北漂族治疗感冒发烧六大BT土方法，绝对震撼！
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">现在地球人都知道医院不是为人民服务，而是为人民币服务。一个小病要是去医院这个查那个验的，估计最后可能像赵本山小品里演得一样，钱花了一堆，最后只要去</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">WC</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">科。所以感冒发烧，我也不去医院，通过几个</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">QQ</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">群让朋友给我支招。我的天哪，民众智慧就是无穷，我总结了一下他们的土方法啊：</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">一、六脉神剑之少商剑</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-----</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">鼻子插葱或葱蒸牛奶；</span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span></span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">在睡觉时在两个鼻孔内各塞进一鲜葱条，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小时后取出，通常一次可愈。倘若不行，可于次日再塞一次。练功友情提醒：葱条要粗，细了小心睡觉吸进去（哈哈），粗了才有药力。葱蒸牛奶呢，就是将葱的一段剪开，倒入牛奶，蒸一会喝入，效果绝佳！</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">二、六脉神剑之商阳剑</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-----</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">按摩鼻翼，上下运动</span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">两手微握拳，以屈曲的拇指背面上下往返按摩鼻翼两侧。每日上下午<span style="COLOR: black;">共</span>按摩</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">100</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">次，以局部红、热为度，快烧起来说明走火入魔。此法可改善鼻部血液循环，促进粘膜细胞分泌，并通过纤毛的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">定向摆动</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">，将感冒病毒及其有害的代谢物排出体外。如果感冒没有力气揉，建议用老虎钳子。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">三、六脉神剑之中冲剑</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-----</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">六层被子</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">此法就是多盖被子，盖的你喘不过气来，焐在里面发汗，再热也不要出来，这儿不说明你走火入魔，而是功力正好。等觉得浑身都是汗了，觉得好象身体里面的寒气都跑掉了一样，感冒就好多了。我现在就采用这个方法，被子都湿了。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">四</span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">、<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">六脉神剑之关冲剑</b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-----</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">冷水浴面</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: #cfa778; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif";"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span></span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">每天洗脸时，都用冷水，最好能将脸浸在水中几十秒，</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">此法不仅可以增加你的抵抗力，还能增加血液循环。寒冰掌大家都知道吧，就是从这个演化而来。。。。。</span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">五、六脉神剑之少冲剑</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-----</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">大碗盐水</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: #cfa778; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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</font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">每日早晚、餐后用淡盐水漱口，以清除口腔病菌。在流感流行的时候更应注意盐水漱口，此时，仰头含漱使盐水充分冲洗咽部效果更佳，喝下一部分最佳。出来时还能对最后一环加以处理。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: #cfa778; FONT-FAMILY: "Arial","sans-serif";"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">六、六脉神剑之少泽剑</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-----</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">热风烤面</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span></span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">感冒初起时，可用电吹风对着太阳穴吹</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">至</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">分钟热风，每日数次，可减少症状，加速痊愈。练功友情提醒：太阳穴乃武林最易走火之处，望江湖人士慎重。</span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">经本人</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">“以身试法”，六脉神剑一、三、四、五对于功力提升有很大帮助。不过就跟考研一样，非要报个辅导班才放心似的。我去我们家最近的金象大药房去看坐堂医生，那老头闭眼给我把脉，说没事，我看他像神仙一样就放心了，哈哈！让他给我推荐几个药，他不开，说规定不能这么做，我晕倒！走的时候看到店里宣传他们的网上购药现在是成本价，我靠，药都拿到网上卖了，“不是我不明白，这世界变化快啊”！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">这次生病的日子真是让我体会了一把生活，饭打电话定的丽华的，药打电话定的是金象网的，我就躺在六层的被子中等着，我胸口沉重，是让被子压得还是盖茨先生说的社会互联网化？是不是女朋友也可以网上购买阿</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">?????</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">吼吼。。。。。。。。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">各地大虾，把你们的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">BT</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">招数也贡献出来。另外，我挂那老头的号</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">块钱，买了</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">盒白加黑价格</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">元</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">角，三精双黄连口服液</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">盒价格共</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">13.8</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">元，总共花了不到</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">35 </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">，哈哈！有没有比我还便宜的私自配置感冒套餐阿？快来</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">PK</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">下！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman">
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</font></p></span></p> 你这个招数到底都惯用么？
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